raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

(Source: wntersoldeir, via jrdnbyd)

cartel:

The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not

(via moistbottom)

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

(Source: cumtomelove, via suckonmynick)

chicken-mcniggletts:

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

go australia

You say go Australia, but the tagline for this ad is “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry!” Implying that these positive messages will only be heard if Tradies go hungry…

Why not turn it on its head and swap it round and suggest that these tradies will yell positive messages AFTER eating their Snickers… Wouldn’t that be a better image for the brand?

I dunno.

(via jimstumblings)

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